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User:Hardvice/Dacryohyessoukinesis
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| NOTE: Dacryohyessoukinesis is a fan creation, and should not be considered canon. |
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| Dacryohyessoukinesis | |
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| Held by: | Thankfully, no one |
| Ability to: | Cry tears of excrement. |
Dacryohyessoukinesis is the ability to cry tears of excrement.
Characters
Somebody somewhere probably has this ability. However, if they do, they are too embarrassed to fess up.
Limits
Having this ability is itself a limitation. For example, dacryohyessoukinetics cannot attend chick flicks or cut onions without risking making an unsanitary, smelly scene.
Notes
- Maya has been known to cry black tears, a poor diet could make her excrement tears appear black.
