|Portrayed by||Brian Tarantina|
|Date of death||October 1, 2006|
|Occupation||Collect Linderman's debt|
Weasel and the big guy ambush the Sanderses' home, intending to collect money that Niki owes Mr. Linderman. Weasel forces Niki to strip while his friend records everything using Niki's webcam. However, he later dies when Jessica takes over Niki and impales him on the shard of a mirror.
- For other uses of weasel, see weasel (disambig).