User:Ryangibsonstewart/Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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|Princess Consuela Banana Hammock|
|Portrayed by||Ben Folds|
|First appearance||Building 26|
|Date of birth||February 30, 1985|
|Place of birth||Pont Neuf|
|Occupation||Fortune cookie writer|
|Parents||Nelson Mandela, |
A mysterious individual, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock has been linked to the deaths of John Lennon, Amelia Earhart, and the future death of Carrot Top.
- Despite not having any abilities, Princess Consuela manages to confound geneticists such as Mohinder Suresh—Consuela can disappear from dangerous situations, and is often found eating large amounts of fried green tomatoes. Additionally, Consuela can calculate the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow—African or European—in a matter of milliseconds.
- Princess Banana Hammock smokes.
- Consuela has no anus.