|Portrayed by||Ryan Long|
|First appearance||11:53 to Odessa|
When a storm brews above the road ahead, the cautious man leans out of his car window and tells Malina "I wouldn't go in there if I were you!". After Malina dissipates the storm, the man and several other bystanders look on in a mixture of fear and confusion.
- This character was credited as "Idiot".